Born on March 2 1944, the daughter of Frances and William C.
Swift, Frances Swift, a.k.a. Frances Tanner (otherwise known as Frances
Baskerville or Frances Cannon) is notorious among bad music aficionados as The
Singing Psychic. The licensed private detective, who claimed to have found
5,000 missing children (more about that later), released at least three albums
over her career, all of them worth checking out for their utter oddness.
Her debut, the 1985 collection Music from Cannonville: A
Brand New Sound, featured Frances singing
along to an acoustic guitar. A couple of the tracks that appear on Music
from Cannonville would later turn up, in
radically different form, on The Singing Psychic: Miracles and Come Step Thru Space
With Me.
Released in 1987, the sleeve notes to The Singing Psychic inform us that ‘Frances becomes psychic after a
lumber truck hits her in 1979. She soon began to levitate objects spontaneously
over hundreds of miles. Psychic healing has occured from her God-given talents.
She had been studied by nine different scientists. She had been proven 85
percent accurate. She has found over 200 missing children. Some of the songs on
Side Two will be in the musical “Psychic Fantasmagororia”, in which she will
star. All lyrics and music written by Frances Cannon. She guides “The ET’s”
with ESP. Frances hopes to win World Cup Six in International Chess with ESP
communication with Bobby Fisher.’ Guides the ET’s? ‘All lyrics and music
written by Frances Cannon’? Seriously, have a listen to Star’s Ghost
and tell me that our Frances isn’t simply singing her own words over a karaoke
version of the Bobby Darin hit Splish Splash. Seriously rare, copies of this album are nigh-on impossible to find
these days and regularly fetch in excess of $100 when copies do turn up for
sale.
As Frances Baskerville she released a third album, Songs
From Beyond. The collection features the
song Grassy Knoll, her take on the Kennedy assassination, which
again employs a stolen backing track for her ‘original’ composition – this time
the tune for Ode to Billie Joe. Another
track, A Whale of a Tale (not to
be confused with the Kirk Douglas song) features the same backing track as Star’s
Ghost. You would have thought her psychic
powers would have alerted her to potential claims of plagiarism. Side two of
the album features the song Heaven’s Highway – which is Star’s Ghost retitled. Not re-recorded, you understand: it’s
exactly the same take! So purchasers of Songs From Beyond would have been confounded to find not one but two songs
ripping off Splish Splash… one of which they may have already
owned under another title! She should have called herself the Shameless
Psychic.
According to her own biography, Frances Baskerville, Singing
Psychic opened a detective agency and became the ‘Psychic to the Stars’
including Michael Jackson who offered to send his private jet for her to read
for him. Frances claimed to have been involved in an accident in which an
18-wheel lumber truck backed into her car, while she was waiting outside a beauty
parlour. The lumber crashed through the roof of the car, almost killing her,
and causing her to have an out-of-body experience. It was after that
experience, she said, that she discovered that possessed psychic abilities.
Being a country music fan Fran thought it would be a neat
idea to ‘sing’ her predictions. She made regular appearances on the Howard
Stern show where she once sang her premonition that Patrick McNeill, who had
disappeared outside a Manhattan bar, would be found 100 yards from his home in
Port Chester, NY. His body was eventually found floating near in pier in
Brooklyn.
Arthur Lyons and Marcello Truzzi wrote about her in their
book The Blue Sense: Psychic Detectives and Crime in 1991. ‘Frances
Baskerville, the “World’s Only Singing Psychic”, who heads the Baskerville
Foundation for Psychical Research [also referred to as the Baskerville
Sherlock Holmes Detective Investigation Co.]
in Dallas, Texas, claims to be a licensed private detective specializing in
finding lost children. In a recent letter to the authors, she credits herself
with having found over “five hundred persons,” [that number, as
you’ll discover, fluctuated somewhat]
although she regretfully states that she “only has the right” to name three,
due to the fact that she neglected to get “release forms’ from the other four
hundred and ninety-seven. She also claims to work with attorneys in several
states helping to select juries’. By the time she appeared on the Judy Joy
Jones radio show, that number had increased to 5,000.
You can listen to the whole of Songs From the Beyond at the WFMU blog, and elsewhere on the web you can
listen to an interview with Baskerville from when she appeared on the Judy Joy
Jones Show. Fran Baskerville passed away on August 16th 2009 at her home in
Dallas, Texas.
Frances Cannon/Baskerville was certainly unusual. Here’s a
flavour of her material, Dangerous Tools and
Grassy Knoll from Songs From Beyond and Star’s Ghost from The Singing Psychic. There’s
more out there if you need it.
Enjoy!
