Saturday, 15 May 2010

..and the winner is


Without a shadow of a doubt, this is the worst record I have heard in years - possibly in my life. It encapsulates everything that is wrong with 'music' today. I cannot begin to describe how nauseous this makes me. It sounds like C3P0 vomiting into a Melodica.

It's just shit.

Once upon a time the sporadic use of a Vocoder could be justified, but to have your entire output passed through Autotune - which only exists to enhance the voice of people who can't sing in the first place - is pathetic. People who buy this dross - and, apparently, millions have done - should be shot.

End of polemic; back tomorrow with another super slab of incorrectness courtesy of the excellent Ross Hamilton


3 comments:

  1. Human beings actually took the time to 'create' this product. We, as all of humanity, should really be ashamed. You are correct about this one 100%

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  2. The sample with the 'autotune' at the start is actually from a song by Imogen Heap called Hide and Seek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk). When it is sampled by this bellend it sounds like all the other crud out there, but listen to the original and you have to admit it is a great piece of music with a lot of emotion. Its also not autotune but its midi-offsetting that is being played while she sings.

    But yes - this guy should not be allowed to breed.

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  3. That Imogen Heap song has another life in viral video parodies adding another layer of laughability to this turkey. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dear-sister-parodies-mmmm-whatcha-say#.TiBxdmEQr7Y

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