One of the few 70s stars not implicated in the Jimmy
Savile sex abuse scandal (well, so far at
least) David ‘Diddy’ Hamilton
has become a regular face on TV all over again: he’s one of the few presenters
of the 1978 editions of Top Of The Pops that the BBC can still broadcast without fear of giving airtime to a
paedophile.
Born in Manchester in 1938, Hamilton began his career as a
broadcaster in 1959. He appeared with comedian Ken Dodd in the early 60s TV show Doddy’s Music
Box: Dodd gave the height-challenged
Hamilton the ‘diddy’ nickname, which has stuck ever since. He was one of the
earliest DJs on Radio One,
joining the station in November 1967, and he stayed with the BBC until 1986.
Since then he has had regular shows on independent radio in the UK.
Like a great number of his colleagues – including Savile –
David Hamilton had no shame when it came to flexing his tonsils in the
recording studio. In 1973 he released this abomination - Just Like That - on the short-lived Dart
label, written and produced by Harold Spiro, who had previously worked with Herman’s Hermits, the
Yardbirds, Olivia Newton John, Cliff Richard
and many others. He also co-wrote the dreadful football anthem Nice
One Cyril.
But back to David. This audio turd seems to have been
purpose built to be a bad record, with its dreadful, out of tune kiddy choir, stupid
lyrics (which give Hamilton plenty of opportunity to showcase his terrible
Tommy Cooper impersonation) and an accompaniment built around a f******g banjo
and a euphonium! It’s vile. The B-Side, Have You Heard the News is a stupid anti-nuclear song framed as a news
report. And its almost as bad: the kids are still there (damn them!) and
Hamilton’s plaintive, off-key vocal makes me want to retch. Just the thing to
ruin your weekend.
Enjoy!
Hey there, Darryl,
ReplyDeleteI hope you've gotten my e-mails - haven't heard from you since you asked if I'd gotten the correct part two of that demo disk. I wrote back then, to tell you that I did - and THANK YOU -and wrote back a couple of more times to tell you about posts I thought you'd be interested in at my site, but haven't heard anything. Just wanted to make sure they're getting through, or tell you, if they aren't.
Bob
Hi Bob. Sorry, did get your emails, just have a backlog to catch up on. Will drop you a line soon!
DeleteOh my God. Now - you may not know,but I have OCD when it comes to downloading crap from the past. However these tracks are so awful - not even I will apportion them space on my hard-drive.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Where do you find such gems?!
"This audio turd...."
ReplyDeleteDarryl,
If I was a turd I would be offended by being compared to this record!