Born March 31, 1948 in Melbourne, Vietnam veteran (he served
with the 7th Battalion of the Royal Australian Regiment) Graham Studley Cornes is
a former Australian rules footballer, coach, and sports presenter.
Luckily for us, he also fancies himself as a bit of a
musician, fronting Cornesy's Allstars, playing guitar and taking on some of the
vocal duties. A surprise really, as his vocal prowess – or distinct lack
thereof – had already been showcased on his appalling 1977 45 I Gotta Girl, with its glam rock (some might say Status Quo
rip-off) pomp, and the equally
atrocious B-side Untying the Laces – which drops every
football-related metaphor and simile in to the lyrics you can imagine in under
three minutes.
Cornes played for Glenelg Football Club in the South
Australian National Football League (SANFL) between 1967 and 1982. In 317 games
for Glenelg he kicked 339 goals. Graham represented South Australia 21 times,
including as captain in 1978. He was selected in the All-Australian team in
1979 and 1980, winning the Tassie Medal in 1980 and the Simpson Medal in 1979.
He went on to become coach of the Adelaide Football Club,
and played 47 games with them in 1983-1984. After leaving South Adelaide he
returned to Glenelg in 1985 as coach, winning premierships in 1985 and 1986 and
also taking them to three Grand Finals in 1987, 1988 and 1990. He was the
All-Australian coach in 1987 and 1988, and in 1991 was appointed the inaugural
coach of the Adelaide Football Club in their first year in the AFL. Cornes is
now a football media personality, hosting televised football matches since the
1990s and writing regular sports commentaries News Limited.
Both sides of this turkey were written by Evan Jones,
another Vietnam veteran, who was co-author of The Pushbike Song, an international hit for The Mixtures in 1970.
He really should have known better.
Enjoy!
Cornes' two sons, Chad and Kane, also played in the AFL, but wisely have not decided to follow their father's footsteps and record any songs.
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