Sunday, 1 December 2013

Christmas Clunkers

Hey everybody! Happy December.

As you already know, this coming Friday I'll be launching this year's Christmas Cavalcade. I've a slew of great bad Christmas records for you to endure this year, enough to curdle the cream on your mince pies.

But as well as that, as an extra special festive treat, over the next few weekends I'm going to repost the worst Christmas-themed tracks I've featured here over the last few years - starting today with a selection of cuts from Christmas 2009 and 2010. So, you're going to get new stuff every Friday and old stuff every Sunday from now until December 22: by Christmas you should have enough crap to pick from to produce the best bad Christmas album ever.

During December 2009 The World's Worst Records featured some of my all-time favourite bad Christmas music - and here are a brace of them again: I'm Gonna Spend Christmas With a Dalek from the Go-Gos and Michelle Cody's Merry Christmas Elvis. From 2010 comes Red Sovine's Is There Really a Santa Clause, Billy Idol's miserable White Christmas and the ridiculous R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas from John Bongiovi who, of course, would later make little girls all over the world wet themselves by growing a poodle perm and changing the spelling of his surname to Bon Jovi.

Grab 'em while you can!


  1. Does Kenny Baker get royalties for that I wonder?

  2. It's only a brace when there's two of something. But don't worry too much about that.

    1. Two records from 2009 equals a brace, I reckon. Although 'here are a brace of them' should probably be 'here's a brace of them'...

  3. Thanks for posting such marvelous rubbish , I've been put in charge of the christmas party this year , I'm going to make a compilation of all these & play it at the party - they won't ask me again !!

    1. You're welcome! There's plenty more Christmas crap to come

  4. Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a Happy New Year!
    Bring you Good wishes of happiness.

    Sorry for greeting you earlier,, just don't want miss saying this.
    By the way, I'm clotee. I am blogger too, and now try my best luck to open an e-store. Nice to know you.



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